Crash Bang Wallop

Don't worry about it, said John, It's just a little scratch.

Ok, said I, I'll carry on.

Next part onto the welding machine. Bleep. Bleep. Pop. Sparks! Ooh they look nice! They are hot though, and it looks like my glove has burned through. It shouldn't do that really. It makes my hand burn. Again.

Oh diddums! I exclaimed. That smarts somewhat.

Its not all bad though, I now have weeping sores where once was supple skin.