Ba da Bing

Thats the noise that msn makes when you get an email. Usually it's from some Viagra merchant (although apparently, its not Viagra, they are marketing Sildenafil (which is Viagra's generic name) or an alternative) or other ways of getting a bigger willy\boobs\both. Today however is different, as I sit bleary eyed in an apartment a block from Central Park, a lady called Louise emailed me to say I had bought a house. Well, thats a new one you might say. No! I reply, for you may not know this, but you don't have to be in the country to buy your first house. It does make for difficult communications, and a few moments waking up in a cold sweat, or going to sleep in a hot sweat, or just sweating, but it is possible.

So now, we do own a house, but none of our appendages are getting any bigger