is this the voice of the mysterons?

It wasn't until I stepped up that I realised I'd put my boxers on back to front. The bloke next to me tried to start up a conversati...

Don't worry about it, said John, It's just a little scratch. Ok, said I, I'll carry on. Next part onto the welding machine. Blee...

Thats the noise that msn makes when you get an email. Usually it's from some Viagra merchant (although apparently, its not Viagra, they ...

So I'm on the subway right, in Times Square, and we are about to catch the train and we stop and there are these blokes with hats, and M...

Went carol singing at an old peoples home yesterday evening. When I say old peoples home I mean, "An exclusive development of apartment...

Some days. Toothache. Men who trim their sideburns above their ears. Foreigners with names that sound like swear words. Air-conditioning sme...

A hit, a very palpable hit! I got him right on the apex. He struggled for a bit now he's down. Next comes the hard part - the butchering...